I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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