god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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