Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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