I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
not ubering you a puppy
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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