Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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