Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I feel like abortions should bother me more
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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