none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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