i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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