You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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