that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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