I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
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Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I fill condoms, not promises.
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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