Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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