i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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