Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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