ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
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shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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