Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
