she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
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Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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