We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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