Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Green mimosas i think yes
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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