I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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