she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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