I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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