I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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