If that was your dad, he is hot
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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