I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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