I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
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If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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