I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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