she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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