Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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