He is an equal opportunity slut.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
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Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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