Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I need to stop coming to work sober
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
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I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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