Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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