Sry I called you an 8
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
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