garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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