At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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