He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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