She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Randomize
