It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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