were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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