Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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