i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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