3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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