But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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