My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
She's just so happy...and so naked.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
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I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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