I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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