And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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