Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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