I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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