Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Ladies don't puke and tell
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
