The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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