do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
so much tequila, so little girl.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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