Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He kissed a someone with a penis
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
