As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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