Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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